My Kids Are So Particular

Me: Juju, do you want your pancake hot or cold? Juju: I want my pancake with syrup in little pieces but don't cut the pancake first. I want the syrup on top of the pancake with a little syrup on the side. Me: ...okay but do you want the pancake hot or cold? Juju: ...cold. I want it cut in small pieces, but don’t cut the pancake first. I want the---

Me: 💀

 

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