My Brother is Super Smart

Juju: Uncle Joey is smarter than you.

Me: Yes, that's true.

Juju: Like WAYYY smarter than you.

Me: I don't deny it. Auntie Kiki is too. Do you want to know why?

Juju: Why?

Me: Cus when I was a kid I would come home and teach them everything I learned in school.

Juju: 🙄

Me: So when it was time for them to learn that stuff they were actually able to learn more advanced things cus they already knew it from me.

Juju: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Yeah, yeah, okay. Whatever you say.

Me: That's why Blaze is smarter than you.

Juju: *gasp* 😮😡

Me: You taught Blaze how to talk. I didn't do it. You taught him everything when he was a baby.

Juju: 😡😡😡 I didn't MEAN to!

Me: Yeah well, the next time Blaze corrects you, just remember you only have yourself to blame.

Juju: 😤

 

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