Ad Algorithms

No, Facebook. I do not need an app to make new friends. I need an app that cleans my house at the snap of my fingers. I need an app that does my laundry. I need an app the materializes food instantly in front of me when I am hungry. I need an app that does all my exercise and working out for me. Can you get me one of those? Wtf do I need more friends for?


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