Juju: *Eats mayo from jar* Me: *Catches him* Both: ….. Me: *Utterly disgusted* You are no longer my son.

Me: We need to think of a prank for Daddy before he comes back. Juju: You hide and we will tell Daddy we sold you for three dollars. Me:...

Juju: *looking at a picture* oh mommy who is this a picture of? Me: My friends. Juju: But mommy I thought you didn't have any friends....

December 17, 2018. After spending a day together, my husband and I were preparing to leave our kids with a sitter for the night and...

If I had the ability to invent anything I would make a 3d printer that prints clothing. At the end of the day you would just need to put...

Juju: *Crying* You're mean! You're not my little brother anymore because you don't share! Blaze: *Starts to cry* I'm leaving... Juju:...

Juju: *Hides* A monster is trying to get me. Me: Don't worry baby, no monster's gonna get you. Blaze: Juju! Juju: *Screams* He's coming!

Blaze: Daddy. Daddy: Yes, Blaze. Blaze: I went to get some warm water and I accidentally spilled it. Daddy: Where did you spill it?...

Stop wishing to start over when what you need to do is START NOW.

Juju: Where does the meat from my burger come from? Me: Little children who misbehave in the restaurant. Juju: *nervous chuckle* Juju:...

Juju: Do you know what time it is? Me: Tool Time? Juju: No! Me: Adventure Time? Juju: N-no...Do you know what the actual time is? I want...

Juju: Blaze, why did you put the sweetie fish in your underwear? Blaze: I'm saving it for daddy. Juju: ...in your underwear? Blaze: No!...

Juju: *Wearing Batman underwear and a t-shirt* Time for bed. Juju: *Hangs upside down from bunk bed and pretends to sleep.*

Blaze: I wish we had a girl dog so she and Thriller can have puppies. Me: Then what will you do with the puppies? Blaze: ...what do you...

Blaze: After we go to the park can we go to the Children’s Museum and get some ice cream and go to the diner to eat? Me: Uhmmm…. Juju: No...

Me: Blaze! Blaze: Hm? Me: You stuck your finger in the cake! Blaze: *laughs, then serious* Juju will still like it... Me: Other people...