Feb 2, 20201 minMayo Is DisgustingJuju: *Eats mayo from jar* Me: *Catches him* Both: ….. Me: *Utterly disgusted* You are no longer my son.
Feb 1, 20201 minIs That All I'm Worth?!Me: We need to think of a prank for Daddy before he comes back. Juju: You hide and we will tell Daddy we sold you for three dollars. Me: ...
Jan 31, 20201 minI Have Friends.....Juju: *looking at a picture* oh mommy who is this a picture of? Me: My friends. Juju: But mommy I thought you didn't have any friends. Me...
Jan 31, 20204 min"What's Up, Danger?" How Spider-Man Saved Me After a Car AccidentDecember 17, 2018. After spending a day together, my husband and I were preparing to leave our kids with a sitter for the night and cele...
Jan 30, 20201 minSomeone Please Invent ThisIf I had the ability to invent anything I would make a 3d printer that prints clothing. At the end of the day you would just need to put...
Jan 30, 20201 minBest FrenemiesJuju: *Crying* You're mean! You're not my little brother anymore because you don't share! Blaze: *Starts to cry* I'm leaving... Juju: Noo...
Jan 29, 20201 minThe Monster's Coming!Juju: *Hides* A monster is trying to get me. Me: Don't worry baby, no monster's gonna get you. Blaze: Juju! Juju: *Screams* He's coming!
Jan 28, 20201 minPotty Training Blaze Went WellBlaze: Daddy. Daddy: Yes, Blaze. Blaze: I went to get some warm water and I accidentally spilled it. Daddy: Where did you spill it? Blaze...
Jan 28, 20201 minRecent Trip to Applebee'sJuju: Where does the meat from my burger come from? Me: Little children who misbehave in the restaurant. Juju: *nervous chuckle* Juju: .....
Jan 28, 20201 minWhat Time Is It?!Juju: Do you know what time it is? Me: Tool Time? Juju: No! Me: Adventure Time? Juju: N-no...Do you know what the actual time is? I want ...
Jan 27, 20201 minTreats for DaddyJuju: Blaze, why did you put the sweetie fish in your underwear? Blaze: I'm saving it for daddy. Juju: ...in your underwear? Blaze: No! T...
Jan 27, 20201 minDananana Nananana Batman!Juju: *Wearing Batman underwear and a t-shirt* Time for bed. Juju: *Hangs upside down from bunk bed and pretends to sleep.*
Jan 27, 20201 minBlaze Loves PuppiesBlaze: I wish we had a girl dog so she and Thriller can have puppies. Me: Then what will you do with the puppies? Blaze: ...what do you m...
Jan 27, 20201 minIt's Cus of You Brats!Blaze: After we go to the park can we go to the Children’s Museum and get some ice cream and go to the diner to eat? Me: Uhmmm…. Juju: No...
Jan 27, 20201 minBlaze Understands the Power of CakeMe: Blaze! Blaze: Hm? Me: You stuck your finger in the cake! Blaze: *laughs, then serious* Juju will still like it... Me: Other people ar...