"Mommy I'm hungry!" If you don't want the first three things I offered you then YOU ARE NOT HUNGRY!

T: Abraham Lincoln was the second President. Mommy and Juju: No he wasn't. Juju: He was the 16th President, daddy. T: well then who was t...

Daddy: I need to start working out. I need to lose some weight. Juju: No. You need to stop buying donuts and eating them all before anyon...

If you really want to understand and build a relationship with someone you have to meet them where they are, not where you want them to b...

Being married is like: I will love you until the day I die. But also: If you take my favorite pillow again I will end you.

I wrote this back when the boys were toddlers and wanted to share for any parents or caregivers that need some Valentine's inspired activ...

Me: Oh! Aren't the baby Canadian Geese so cute? We should come down here and feed them bread. Daddy: Canadian Geese? Is that what they're...

PK/Kindergarten: Outfit bought a month in advance. Haircut the day before. Wake up early in the morning just to have time to get ready. O...

Juju: The lumps you feel on your chest...those are your ribcage. Me: Yes, that's right. Juju: *Touches head* and here is your skull. It p...

I come from a non-profit background. By that I mean, I have been involved in the non-profit world since I was still in grade school, tha...

Juju: *Drawing on the table* Me: What are you doing? Juju: ....nothing. Me: Are you drawing on my table?! Juju: No! That was Blaze! Me: W...

Blaze: *hides while we are walking home* Juju and Me: Blaze? Blaze?! Where are you? Blaze: *jumps out and laughs* Me: That's not funny. I...

Me: Juju, do you want your pancake hot or cold? Juju: I want my pancake with syrup in little pieces but don't cut the pancake first. I wa...

Blaze: I want cheese in my oatmeal. Me: Uh...are you sure? Blaze: Yes. Me: Okay...*grates a little parmesan in his oatmeal.* Blaze: More....

Blaze: I can't take a bath because the water will hit my shot and get inside and it will hurt. Blaze: I can't go to bed because if I roll...

Blaze: I want Juju's Mac and cheese. Mommy: I'll get you your own. Blaze: No. I want JUJU's Mac and cheese.

Blaze: When Juju and me lived in your belly Juju raced me and was faster so he came out first. I was tired and I took a nap, then it clo...

Blaze: MOMMY! Me: What? Blaze: when we wake up in the morning can we go to SeaWorld? *Daddy and Me exchange looks* Daddy: Yeah, we will w...

Mommy: Blaze, you can't brush your teeth while you're still eating your bacon.