Mar 5, 20201 minA Lesson in Negative NumbersJuju: In school I am learning about negative numbers. Me: Cool. Juju: So there are numbers below zero! Me: Yeah, like my bank account. Ju...
Mar 4, 20203 minCoronavirus Tips from a VirologistMy boss shared the info below with my office and I wanted to share with all of you because I think it is very good to know: We thought th...
Mar 3, 20201 minLive Your TruthI'm just gonna say this and then I'm done with this "debate." As a multiracial person, I understand better than most other cis-gendered h...
Mar 2, 20201 minBabiesJuju: Did you know babies like pretty faces better than plain ones? Me: I guess that's why babies like me so much. 😎 Juju: 🙄
Mar 1, 20201 minDiner ConversationsBlaze: *suddenly and unprovoked* The end of humanity won't come until the atmosphere disintegrates. Me: .... Me: what.... Me: why.... Bla...
Feb 29, 20201 minThe Fiercest PeopleThe fiercest people you will ever meet are the ones that have broken, beaten, and kicked down--the ones that were denied and stripped of ...
Feb 28, 20201 minIt's the New Yorker in me, I guessGuy, not paying attention, steps off the sidewalk right in front of a moving car. The woman beside me had the reasonable response of, "Wa...
Feb 27, 20201 minFly Like a Pink ElephantJuju: 🎶 I wanna fly like a bird in the sky Like a bird Like a plane Like a penguin Except penguins can't fly so I guess I can't fly Mayb...
Feb 26, 20201 minGo away, Poltergeist.I think I have the opposite of the cleaning elves in my house. I swear I straighten up every day, but every morning I wake up to somethi...
Feb 25, 20201 minThe Best Journeys Are In Good CompanyIf you really want to understand and build a relationship with someone you have to meet them where they are, not where you want them to b...
Feb 24, 20201 minNourish the FutureSupport your kids and the people you care about. They aren't going to get it right the first time. They may not even get it right the 10t...
Feb 23, 20201 minThat Stay-At-Home-Working-Mom LifeWhat people think working remotely is like: I'm just sitting here at the beach, fancy tropical drink in hand, living my best life, hahaha...
Feb 22, 20201 minI'm Not Always Willing to ForgiveI'm actually a super forgiving person IF I get an apology. I've forgiven things most people would never because of heartfelt apologies. I...
Feb 21, 20201 minI Developed an Egg Allergy in My 30's...My review of Just Egg plant-based egg substitute: Looks like eggs. Cooks like eggs. Tastes like broccoli. Season well. I guess this is my...
Feb 21, 20202 minStress Relieving Sea Salt Bath & Scrub RecipeI use this sea salt bath once a week to relieve my stress and anxiety. When I don't have time to take a nice bath, I use the scrub durin...
Feb 20, 20201 minWhat's That Sound?Me: *snuggled in bed with Daddy T* Me: Hey! Do you hear that? T: Hear what? *listens* Me: *farts loudly* T: .... Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 T...
Feb 19, 20201 minLife is for LoveLife is too short to be unhappy. Life is too short NOT to strive for your dreams and aspirations. Life is too short to waste on people wh...
Feb 18, 20201 minCus I'm an Inter-Dimensional Space PirateJuju: Mommy, have you ever been to another dimension? Me: Yes. Juju: What was it like? Me: I was floating through space and everything wa...
Feb 18, 20201 minLittle Drummer BoyBlaze: *20 years from now, accepting an award for his music* I would like to thank my mom even though she never supported my passion for ...