Juju: In school I am learning about negative numbers. Me: Cool. Juju: So there are numbers below zero! Me: Yeah, like my bank account....

My boss shared the info below with my office and I wanted to share with all of you because I think it is very good to know: We thought...

Juju: 🎶 I farted. It tickled. My buttcheek jiggled. 🎶

I'm just gonna say this and then I'm done with this "debate." As a multiracial person, I understand better than most other cis-gendered...

Juju: Did you know babies like pretty faces better than plain ones? Me: I guess that's why babies like me so much. 😎 Juju: 🙄

Blaze: *suddenly and unprovoked* The end of humanity won't come until the atmosphere disintegrates. Me: .... Me: what.... Me: why.......

The fiercest people you will ever meet are the ones that have broken, beaten, and kicked down--the ones that were denied and stripped of...

Guy, not paying attention, steps off the sidewalk right in front of a moving car. The woman beside me had the reasonable response of,...

Juju: 🎶 I wanna fly like a bird in the sky Like a bird Like a plane Like a penguin Except penguins can't fly so I guess I can't fly...

I think I have the opposite of the cleaning elves in my house. I swear I straighten up every day, but every morning I wake up to...

If you really want to understand and build a relationship with someone you have to meet them where they are, not where you want them to...

Support your kids and the people you care about. They aren't going to get it right the first time. They may not even get it right the...

What people think working remotely is like: I'm just sitting here at the beach, fancy tropical drink in hand, living my best life,...

I'm actually a super forgiving person IF I get an apology. I've forgiven things most people would never because of heartfelt apologies....

My review of Just Egg plant-based egg substitute: Looks like eggs. Cooks like eggs. Tastes like broccoli. Season well. I guess this is my...

I use this sea salt bath once a week to relieve my stress and anxiety. When I don't have time to take a nice bath, I use the scrub...

Me: *snuggled in bed with Daddy T* Me: Hey! Do you hear that? T: Hear what? *listens* Me: *farts loudly* T: .... Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...

Life is too short to be unhappy. Life is too short NOT to strive for your dreams and aspirations. Life is too short to waste on people...

Juju: Mommy, have you ever been to another dimension? Me: Yes. Juju: What was it like? Me: I was floating through space and everything...

Blaze: *20 years from now, accepting an award for his music* I would like to thank my mom even though she never supported my passion for...